How do you use social media?

I use it to share pictures with friends and family and the creepy people who aren’t either friend or family, but somehow slipped thru all the cracks in the interwebs and sells that one picture of your semi tan legs stretched out while over looking a deck view, a poolside view, deck chair on a cruise, or on the ocean view from the beach.

And, like all of you, stealthily stalking an ex and judging them even more based on their posts with their new partner.

Oh, not everyone?

It’s just me then?

Great!

Just pretend you never saw this. 😏😜😉